Tue 3 Oct 2006
How to Strike it Rich With Adsense - The Infomercial
Posted by David under 93 Site , Blogs , Contests , Digg , Email Marketing , Funding , Humor , Movers & Shakers , Opinion , Rumor , Rumor Mill , Social Networking , Start-Up , Tech , Web , Web 2.0 , Web 3.0Can I propose that Jeremy Shoemaker or one of these other Web 2.0 start-ups just go ahead and make the infomercial about how to strike it rich with Google Adsense? It seems that every day someone is coming out with another picture of their ”don’t you wish you could make this much money“ Adsense check? Today the founder of Plentyoffish.com is circulating his latest marketing ploy / big adsense / me too check.
I thought I would help them write the infomercial with your help. This would be the first “open source” infomercial project in a way. Can you help?
You know the infomercial…The fake talk show with host that has the thick British accent and the ugly supermarket sweeps sweater on. I think the dialog would go something like this…this is just a start, please help me right
HOW TO STRIKE IT RICH WITH ADSENSE INFOMERCIAL (DRAFT)
Nigel (our host): So tell me Chris, how did you make all of this money?
Chris: You know I came to this Web 2.0 space in a one-bedroom apartment with no money and no hope. I found Google Adsense and it just makes money - WITH NO MONEY DOWN!
Nigel: You’re tellin’ me that if I put one of these little wiggley googley things on my webpage…I can make lot’s of money?
Chris: That’s right Nigel - IT JUST THAT SIMPLE!
Nigel: You’re tellin’ me - where do I sign up?
Chris: Well if you take my course for just 4 easy installment of just $19.99, I’ll show you my step-by-step proven process to Strike it Rich with Google Adsense!
Nigel: Wow - it sound so simple
Chris: It is - and if you are one of the first 50 callers, I’ll throw the FLowbee hair styling system at NO ADDITIONAL Charge.
…. Add your lines below!
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Have you tried the Web 2.0 Toolbar…all of the Web 2.0 in one browser toolbar (Free).
October 3rd, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Can the flowbee show adsense ads? =)
October 3rd, 2006 at 12:45 pm
No - but you can get a set of steak knives!
October 3rd, 2006 at 3:32 pm
dont order yet! only 8 easy payments of 2.99!
October 3rd, 2006 at 8:56 pm
It just gets better and better by the minute!
October 3rd, 2006 at 10:15 pm
Nigel: So, tell me, how much can I expect to make?
Chris: Well, I can’t guarantee you’ll make a million dollars and I can’t guarantee you’ll make a $100,000. But, I can say that you won’t make *anything* until you call now. As you’ve probably heard from your uncle who is an entrepreneur, getting started is the hardest step. Make that call.
October 4th, 2006 at 2:59 pm
Chris: Here are actual customer with real checks from google…if they can do it, so can you.
Nigel: I’m sure there’s a big up front fee?
October 6th, 2006 at 3:30 am
I need to bring in more traffic to my blog but i did make thousands from Google AdSense
January 6th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
There is absolutely no risk, If you’re not completely satisfied we’ll refund your money guaranteed. But, you keep the flowbee as our special gift just for trying it out.
*fine print on screen: “excludes shipping and handling”
Nice post, I’m still laughing.
February 7th, 2007 at 10:15 am
If only it were so easy to make that kind of money with Adsense. I review “Adsense” gurus and other infomercial money experts on my site. The “check” method is becomming very common for online entrepreneurs that want to display proof of their online earnings.
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:05 pm
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June 16th, 2008 at 4:36 am
Nigel: what would i need a hairdryer for?
Chris: so that you can look good while you get rich.